unhappyhipsters:

The Caption Contest is BACK! Send in your best caption for the above photo by Tuesday. The winner will receive a smug sense of superiority. Can’t promise much else.
(Photo: Stephen Oxenbury; Dwell)

Wendy thought her mother’s obsession with Peter Pan had gone quite far enough. Now in lieu of time-out, she would be subjected to walking the plank, fully clothed, into her bathtub, any time she stepped out of character.

unhappyhipsters:

The Caption Contest is BACK! Send in your best caption for the above photo by Tuesday. The winner will receive a smug sense of superiority. Can’t promise much else.

(Photo: Stephen Oxenbury; Dwell)

Wendy thought her mother’s obsession with Peter Pan had gone quite far enough. Now in lieu of time-out, she would be subjected to walking the plank, fully clothed, into her bathtub, any time she stepped out of character.