Cranny Bananny!

All I want is a glass of ice water.

That’s all I want. Just plain ice cold water.

But the water from my fridge still tastes like plastic because it’s new and I never drink the water from it…..because it tastes like plastic.

It’s a vicious cycle and I’m too much of a baby to drink the water from the sink unless it’s mixed with something like crystal light.

And I had crystal light last week. But I ran out. And I went to the store and was like, “Holy shit this crystal light costs $5 for one tube thingy!” so I bought some off brand (because they didn’t have a store brand of the crystal light) of peach flavored tea.

And it’s gross.

And I just want a glass of water.


  1. cureforbedbugs reblogged this from feminally and added:
    Tried to read the post but could only imagine the final shot of Danny DeVito as the Penguin in Batman Returns oozing...
  2. feminally reblogged this from crannybananny and added:
    Glass pitcher. Wouldn’t...made Britas with glass pitchers. Anyway, filter your water then...
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